Hobo with a Shotgun

Review
Holy crap! Tarantino/Rodriguez watch out, there's a new cool cat in town. Way better than Machete, film buffs shouldn't miss this!

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10 out of 10

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Happythankyoumoreplease

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Looked lame, sounded pretentious, I watched it any way. Wow! Glad I did. Totally loveable characters, hilarious, sweet, just a great movie.

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10 out of 10

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I Am Number Four

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I loved Disturbia. Can't say the same for this. Mildly entertaining. The bad aliens were cool. Felt like big budget TV movie.

Score
6 out of 10 (I'd give it a 5 but guessing I would have enjoyed this much more in the theatre, not meant for the small screen)


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The Town

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Ben Affleck has proven with just two films he is one of the best directors currently working in Hollywood right now.

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10 out of 10

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Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet

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Great first 15 minutes, then nothing happens after that. Top gore effects, moments of feeling old school, but everything else is blah.

Score
3.5 out of 10

FYI - Danielle Harris and Bill Moseley aren't in that much even though they're the two actors (which is the only reason I rented this) whose names are on the cover.


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Id

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Hmmm. I've no idea what to say. Wow. Fucking sick, depraved, comedic, original, unwatchable yet can't take your eyes off it.

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I don't even know how to possibly rate this. 10 out of 10 for originality, sickness, and the guts to make this. 3 out of 10 for entertainment value (not that a film has to be entertaining but since this is basically unwatchable for how sick it is and I had to do everything I could to sit through it without puking, I need to add that score). It only gets a 3 because it's so bizarre and fascinating I was definitely entertained a little when I wasn't trying to figure out how to keep myself occupied the rest of the time from feeling like I was being fastened down to watch a real life torture.


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Coffy

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Now, to forget about Black Diva, let's remember an actual good film with a hot black chick bearing a nasty attitude and a gun. Tough, naked, and fine as hell - Pam Grier is Coffy. Her best film from that era. Not until Jackie Brown could anyone do better. Except she didn't get naked - damn.
I went over 22 words. Oh, well, Fuck you. Now back to my fantasy girl.

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10 out of 10


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